Because you’re the best source of knowledge without that pesky medical degree.
Because the most important person you know…is you.
‘Cuz breaking up is hard to do-ooo.
Ten technological mistakes you are no longer allowed to make in 2017.
A new principal updates his school on the football team, the lunchroom, and the state of the science fair.
He’s a cool kid…bit of a square.
Sure, you Googled the weather and stuff, but not the all-important question: “What game is today?”
Like coveted cell phone minutes from the 90s, your undone resolutions have rolled over to this year.
Listen….you’ve not been yourself lately. You know it, I know it…everybody knows it.
These are the people that love you.
I have pretty much narrowed you down to one of five women.
Your publicist has sent you this template due to your recent actions that cannot be solved with a retracted tweet