Because you already know I have A.D.D.
Yes…I’m talking to you.
You do not live inside of a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie.
Because you’re the best source of knowledge without that pesky medical degree.
Because the most important person you know…is you.
‘Cuz breaking up is hard to do-ooo.
Ten technological mistakes you are no longer allowed to make in 2017.
A new principal updates his school on the football team, the lunchroom, and the state of the science fair.
He’s a cool kid…bit of a square.
Sure, you Googled the weather and stuff, but not the all-important question: “What game is today?”
Like coveted cell phone minutes from the 90s, your undone resolutions have rolled over to this year.
Listen….you’ve not been yourself lately. You know it, I know it…everybody knows it.