Umm…those aren’t haters…
…and so are you!
Because you’re the best source of knowledge without that pesky medical degree.
Because the most important person you know…is you.
The sobering conclusion that all women need to come to.
The small human in your house, though a miracle, is a tiny terror.
A new principal updates his school on the football team, the lunchroom, and the state of the science fair.
Like coveted cell phone minutes from the 90s, your undone resolutions have rolled over to this year.
These are the people that love you.
Ah, college: the place where your professors will try to convince you is the real world (it isn’t)
This restaurant boasts having actual Rocky Road ice cream—no imitation. The only thing is, you’ll have to wait for it.