It’s time to examine why you thought 911 was your best option.
That’s Not What “Matriculate” Means
A quick tip so that we don’t roll our eyes on your graduation day.
*Terms and Conditions
Thinly veiled relationship advice for your “friend.”
From Midnight to Moonlight
It’s all fun and games until she picks the “wrong” crayon.
“Let’s Buy A Boat!”
Go home, you’re high!
Proof Pudding
It tastes pretty different when you know the ingredients
To Your Kid (The One Who Doesn’t Fit In)
To you, and all the kids that never seem to “fit in.”
Vegetables Are Vegan & Movies Are Fake
Because you already know I have A.D.D.
12 Things to Leave in 2017
Yes…I’m talking to you.
On Behalf of Human Resources
You do not live inside of a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie.
The Emotions of Angels
How a little known play, and an amazing woman, changed my entire life.
Hotel…Motel…
You’re asking the wrong questions.
